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"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
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"That dawg won't hunt."
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"You're the lapdog. Tell us what they're saying."
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"You're a little too niche."
Britannia is disguised as George Bush.
The Ekert Saga: 'A message from the N.A.A., sir...I'm not sure if I decoded it right. . . it says 'darkness of nice looming'...'
"First let me give you my conspectus."
"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"
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"I wanna be your lapdog."
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'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'
'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'
'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'
Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'
'It happened so gradually I never noticed that somewhere along the line they turned me into a lapdog.'
"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"
'Why don't you spend quality time with someone else?'
"Good boy! We'll soon have you house trained."
"I'd like something to fit just about here."