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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
Tags:doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating room, operating rooms, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, technology, online, fake news, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, headline, headlines, anaesthetized, anaesthetize, anesthetized, anesthetize, anaesthetised, anaesthetise, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, painkiller, painkillers, numbing, numb, numbed
"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
'It's all her on your facebook page.'
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."
Tags:modern technology, modern life, modern attitudes, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, smart phone, smart phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, social networking, social media, social isolation, loneliness, alienation, friends, friend, catch-up, catch up, catchup, catch-ups, catchups, catch ups, get together, get togethers, meet up, meet ups, meetups, laptop, laptops, electronic gadgets, electronic gadget, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, henny penny, chicken little, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, fable, fables, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the sky is falling, technology, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, warning, warnings, new year, new years, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, panic, panics, panicking
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
Tags:television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, online retailer, online retailers, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, death of the highstreet, cheaper online, internet retailer, internet retailers, internet shopping, internet shopper, internet shoppers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, dot com company, dot com companies, dot-com company, dot-com companies
'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'
And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.
'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'
"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address
The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.