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'Once you get over your fear of the mouse, this thing is really neat.'
The elephant in the room.
'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'
'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'
'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'
'Whatever it is, we're as long as three of 'em.'
Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.
"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."
'Is there an elephant in the room?'
'I used to want to be a vet!...But I changed my mind!'
'Small animal practice is pretty much as I imagined...'
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
'I'll have you know that I'm a large animal practitioner'
'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'
'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'
'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...
'All inexperienced practitioners leave equipment behind on large animal calls...
'A man called about a 'cow down in the Sudan...'
'So, finally I decided, the hell with it, large animal practice is too dangerous.'
Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...
'She doesn't seem to like my chuteside manner!'
I don't understand this abstract...All of the gastrointestinal parasites were dead within 30 hours.
'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'
'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'