"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."
"People assume that just because I'm Asian, I'm super smart! Well I'm not! I'm a garden-variety teenage boy! Not to be confused with common or passable, because that connotes mediocrity and a lack of uniqueness....what?!"