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Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'
'Looks like laryngitis. Want to tell me about it?'
"Ned has laryngitis... He's disgruntled."
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Harry picked a bad time to get laryngitis.
"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."
Tags:laryngitis, woof, woofs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, sore throat, sore throats, infection, infections, dog bark, dog barks, bark, barks, barking, guard dog, guard dogs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
'Calvin has laryngitis, but he never complains.'
"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."
"Please stop telling people I'm a hoarse doctor. I have laryngitis."
"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"
'He has had laryngitis for a week, but conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'
"Well I haven't seen it."
'A few gratuitous remarks of a sexual nature, courtesy of the lads. They've come down with laryngitis.'
"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."
"Yes, I see, it's a problem your losing your voice at the start of the mating season..."
"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"
'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'
'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'
"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."
Tags:opera, operas, chiropractor, chiropractors, chiropractory, back, backs, back specialist, back specialists, choir, choirs, doctor, doctors, opera singer, opera singers, ent, consultant, consultants, sore throat, sore throats, laryngitis, pun, puns, word game, word games, choir master, choir masters, choir practice, singing lesson, singing lessons
'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'
'Doctor, she's got a sore throat and can't speak. Could you come over in a couple of weeks?'
'Harry has laryngitis.'
'Relax... good news, it's only laryngitis!'
'When she lost her voice I saved pounds on phone bills but then she started texting...'
I speak for all MPs, Mr Speaker, when I say 'swift recovery from your laryngitis'.