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Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'
'Pretty Good Laser Eye Surgery, Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the bit of blurriness that's left.'
'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'
"You don't need laser eye surgery."
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'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'
'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'
Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.
"I only came in to get my eyes done."
'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'
"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."
'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'
'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'
The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.
'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'
'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'
After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.
'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'
'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'
'Any chance of a discount for quantity?'
"I'll adjust that before we do the other eye."
"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"