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"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."
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"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."
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"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."
"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."
"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."
"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"
"Here is when cheap laser pointers became available."
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'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'
Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.
"For God's sake! Put the laser pointer away!"
"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"
'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'
"Now that you're all back in your seats, I'll continue by using my finger instead of the laser pointer."
"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."
"What I'm looking for is someone who can follow this lasre pointer light out the door when I want them to leave."
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'My presentation was going great until someone pulled out a laser pointer.'
'Laser pointers are for wimps. Use a pitchfork.'
"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"
'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'
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"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"
"Way to go! You just invented the first laser pointer!"
"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"
'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'
'Maybe you should replace the super plantinum-iridium-cadmium batteries in your laser pointer with ordinary alkaline batteries.'
PJ sure has fun with his new laser pointer / taser.'