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"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."
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'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'
"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"
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'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'
'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'
'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'
'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'
Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'
'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'
"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"
'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'
'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'
The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.
'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'
'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'
The Three Blind Mice go for a cornea transplant and a tail reattachment.
'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'
After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.
'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'
'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'
'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'
Budget tattoo removal.
"I'll adjust that before we do the other eye."