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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."
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Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.
"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, death threat, death threats, threat, threats, threatening, death ray, death rays, laser, lasers, laser gun, laser guns, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, coming home, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations
'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'
"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."
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Superman Vs. Winter
"Yeah, you have your white whale, but just try avenging a red laser dot."
"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."
Pulp Science Fiction
'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'
"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."
What super-villains get their kids for Christmas.
'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'
"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."
"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."
"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"
"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."
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Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'
"Here is when cheap laser pointers became available."
Tags:laser, lasers, laser pointer, laser pointers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, obsolete, old-fashioned, old fashioned, out of date, pointer, pointers, wooden pointer, wooden pointers, sales report, sales reports
'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'
"For God's sake! Put the laser pointer away!"
'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'
Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.
"I only came in to get my eyes done."