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'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'
While cleaning the office one night, Carl decided to have a little fun at Walt's expense.
Let me get this straight - We came in for Lasik and not only are we still legally blind, but we somehow had our tails surgically removed What kind of clinic is this
'Hmm, yes sir, I think we may need to review that quote that I gave you over the phone.'
"I'll adjust that before we do the other eye."
DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves
"I hear they push laser surgery really hard around here."
"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"