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"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."
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World ends tomorrow.
Tags:end of the world, heckle, heckler, hecklers, heckling, street, streets, pessimist, pessimistic, last day, anything better to do, apocalypse, apocalypses, wise man, wise, paranoid, paranoia, world, world ends, world ending, end, ends, ending, ended, besides the point, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Meechum, clear out your desk and be out of this building in an hour."
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Her last day
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'Before you leave, we have to do a brain scan to see if you're taking any intellectual property with you.'
"He's no longer here!"
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Marty's First and Last Day As a Fireman
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YEAH, BUT WHAT IF....
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First and last day as census taker...
"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"
'That's Friday, Ed.'
"It's easy to spot the ones who are retiring."
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'Today is the last day of school. Finally you get to see what I'm like when I'm in a good mood.'
Last day of home school.
Phil's last day at work
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'Fluffy's first and last day as an exchange student' - "Okay everyone, playtime!"
"I hate to leave, but a promotion is a promotion!"
"What's wrong, Henry? Why aren't you laughing at Mr. Rod's joke?"
"I guess there's not much to say...except 'bye.'"
"Well I guess this is it...I'll see you guys around."
First and last day as member of the CRTC.
First and last day as a weather forecaster.
It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.
'Short-timer Syndrome' A cockatiel acts out on his last day at work.