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"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"
'Yes, it all comes down to quality of life. An inheritance sure would help.'
"Eddie was a simple man and, in the end, an eminently practical one."
'...You'd want a friend to know where your acorns are buried, wouldn't you?'
"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"
"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."
''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'
Wants to be buried next to you
'And finally. To my Nephew, Sid, who never laughed at my jokes, har de har har!'
'-and to all those cynics who said I couldn't take it with me-we're being cremated together.'
"Sorry Mike, but his final wish was for you to follow me in the funeral procession, and for me to leave the snow on my roof."