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They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
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"And to Nathan, I bequeath 200 terabytes of photos."
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."
"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."
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'He kept changing his will. In the end, it all went to legal fees.'
'I'm making out my will. Is there anything you want me to leave to you, other than debt?'
'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'
'Your uncle left everything to Charity... So far we haven't been able to locate her.'
"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."
'She left everything to her cats.'
"Miss Petrie dines here with Mister Burton every Wednesday evening as a condition of Mister Burton's will."
'What's the succession of power if anything happens to Grandma?'
William Shakespeare makes the first living will
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
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"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
'And to my teenage grandchildren, I leave my unused phone minutes.'
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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'Yes, it all comes down to quality of life. An inheritance sure would help.'
"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."
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"And to my Cousin Ernie I leave my leisure suit."
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Doctors Without Boundaries
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