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'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''
'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'
"Two out of three."
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Last Tweet Cemetery.
"No, you die first."
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Famous Last Wor...
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"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."
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"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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"He has some ﬁnal words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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"It was her dying wish."
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Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words
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"His last word was the F-one."
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'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'
"I feel so vulnerable right now."
"He's about to dictate his last letter to the Times."
"His last words sort of came out … 'AAARRGHH AAAARRRGGHHH' …."
"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"
"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."
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"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."
'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'
'His last words were, 'Yes, Dear, those jeans make you look fat.''
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'All right then, we'll call yesterday's last words the next-to-last words.'
"Now we'll never know why he crossed the road."
"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"