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God uses the universe as a reading light.
Tags:god, almighty, creator, creators, divine, divinity, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, reading light, reading lights, late night, late nights, night owl, night owls, light, lights, let there be light, creation, genesis, divine creator, divine creators, divinity, theology, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms, book group, book groups
"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, decision, decisions, bad decision, bad decisions, drunk, drunken night, drunken nights, questionable, punk, punks, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, born to kill, cliche, cliches, idiot, idiots, idiotic, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, black out, blacks out, blacking out, late night, late nights
"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."
"Club Applebee's - Late Night"
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, worry, worries, worrying, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stay awake, stays awake, staying awake, overtired, stress, stressed out, freaked out, freaking out, calm, calm down, calming down, sleepy, late night, late nights
"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
Tags:crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity
"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."
"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
Tags:rooster, roosters, cockerel, cockerels, dawn chorus, morning, mornings, chicken, chickens, henhouse, hen house, hen house, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, chicken farm, chicken farms, chicken farming, hen, hens, night life, night-life, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, party animals, dawn, dawns, morning, mornings, late night
"I did all my own stunts."
Tags:humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stunt, stunts, cracked, cracks, injuries, injured, injury, injuring, cracks, stuntmen, stuntman, stunts, stunt, my own stunts, all my own stunts, talk, talk shows, talk show, talk-shows, talk-show, late night, late-night, children, children's
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
Tags:talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, jay leno, kid, kids, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, family life, family-life, punishments, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, late night, late nights, boring, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"
Tags:interview, interviews, guest, guests, special guests, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, late night, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, talking cat, talking cats, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, literature, literary, literacy, read, reading, reader, readers
"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
Tags:binge, binges, bingeing, hire, hires, hiring, recruit, recruits, recruitment, new recruit, new recruits, late night, late nights, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, hangover, hangovers, hung over, bad decision, bad decisions, making bad decisions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, manager, managers, managing
"Cut to commercial! For pity's sake, cut to commercial!"
Tags:late night, late night tv, late night talk show, late night talk shows, talk show, talk shows, commercial break, commercial breaks, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, celebrity, celebrities, depressed, depression, hell, hellish, promotion, promote, promotes, promoting, talk show circuit, talk show circuits, bored, boring, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration
"You're a working dog, so be back early."
Tags:working animal, working animals, working dog, working dogs, late night, late nights, out late, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dogs, shepherd, shepherds, parent, parents, parenting, child, kid, kids, worry, worries, worrying, weeknight, weeknights, go out, goes out, going out, stay out late, staying out late, overtired, tired, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, teen, teens, teenager, teenage
11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.
"The reason it's going to keep ﬂashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."
Tags:audience, audiences, viewer, viewers, fan, fans, tv, tvs, television, televisions, talk show, talk shows, late night, late night tv, late night television, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, producer, producers, cameraman, cameramen, lights, camera, action, love, lies, applause, director, directors, studio, studios
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
Tags:broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, broadcaster, broadcasters, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, bedtime, bedtimes, instruction, instructions, order, orders, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing, late night, late nights, staying up late
'...And now, for today's Top Ten Commandments ...'
"That couple behind me seem happy enough. Laughing, bantering. Probably holding hands. Not a care in the world. I hate them. The waitress is cute. No eye contact however. And the coffee is cold. She hates me."
Tags:self-confidence, eat out, eats out, eating out, self-esteem, low self-esteem, private thought, private thoughts, thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, stream of consciousness, conscious thought, conscious thoughts, dine alone, dines alone, dining out, eating out, late night, late nights, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons
Our Summer Without Dave
Tags:late night, late night tv, summer, summers, season, tv, television, entertainment, late, tv show, tv shows, celebrity, celebrities, sleep, sleeping, hiatus, break, summer break, network, networks, change, changing, routine, sleep schedule, sleeping, sleepy, media, couple, couples, modern life, modern world, pop culture, popular, popular culture, married life, married, marriage