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'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"
Tags:morning, mornings, morning coffee, morning coffees, coffee, coffees, caffeine, latte, lattes, wise guy, wise guys, wiseguy, wiseguys, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, caffeine addiction, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, caffeine fix, caffeine-fix, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, hiding, angry wife, angry wives, angry women, angry woman, pre-coffee, before coffee
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
Tags:latte, lattes, caffe latte, caffe lattes, bookstore, bookstores, book seller, book sellers, expectation, expectations, first world problem, first world problems, entitled, entitlement, book, books, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee, coffees, independent bookstore, independent bookstores, customer, customers, customer service, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."
Tags:covid, corona, covid-19, covid 19, coronavirus, virus, pandemic, pandemics, money, save.saved, saves, saving, coffee, coffees, lattes, latte, stay at home, wfh, social isolation, socially isolating, social distance, social distancing, spend, spends, spent, spending, quarantine, quarantining, quarantined, quarantines, silver lining, positive outlook, positive, positivity, optimism, optimist, optimists
The miracle of genetic engineering
Tags:cow, cows, udder, udders, milk, coffee, cream, creamer, espresso, cafe, java, joe, cup, cups, soy, genetic, engineering, shop, shops, latte, lattes, caffeine, skimmed milk, 2 milk, half and half milk, soy milk, genetic engineering, clone, clones, cloning, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods
'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
The miracle of genetic engineering
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'
"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"
Summa cum latte.
'And this is the control group which we keep on 200cl of decaf latte.'
"Starbucks can have my gun when they pry this grande pumpkin spice latte from my cold, dead hands."
'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'
'Kids are too sophisticated these days.'
Coffee shop menu flow chart.
Tags:coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, cappuccino, cappucinos, espresso, espressos, expresso, expressos, americano, americanos, coffee order, coffee orders, coffee ordering, choice, choices, option, options, flow chart, flow charts, confuse, confuses, confusing, confusion, confusions, too much choice, too many options, blackboard, blackboards, hipster, hipsters, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."
"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"
'No, you can't have a latte instead!'
A group of people sit in a coffee shop.
Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.
'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'
'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'