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Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
'And here there is only one sock left.'
'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'
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"Look, I brought it in to be cleaned, not critiqued."
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Can you get out blood stains? I attended a rather contentious board meeting.
'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'
'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'
'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'
"Laundry - the great leveller."
'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'
Missing sock poster
Moses separating his Laundry.
'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'
"Mr. Jones apparently misunderstood his lawyer's promise to ‘take the defendants to the cleaners'."
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
'It'll be ready Tuesday.'
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"That goes to the dry cleaners."
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'And this is where we launder our money.'
Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.
'I'm trying to lose some weight and I heard this shrinks wool.'
Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.