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"Would you have liked any help?"
Tags:domestic chores, domestic tasks, household chores, household tasks, couple, couples, co habitation, co-habitation, cohabitation, damage limitation, laundry, damage limitation, gender issues, gender discrimination, misogyny, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, domestic, domestic argument, domestic arguments, fight, fighting, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, washing, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, unhelpful, laundry room, laundry rooms
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"Laundry - the great leveller."
Missing sock poster
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
Orpheus Descends into the Laundry Room
The Missing Sock Returns
"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."
"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."
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'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'
"We really need to get laundry in our building."
"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental death, accidental deaths, text, texts, emergency, emergencies, text message, text messages, washing machine, washing machines, rescue, rescues, crime scene, crime scenes, laundry chore, laundry chores, laundry room, police, cop, cops, policemen, policeman, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"
'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'
'As long as you've got Google maps open, get yourself directions to the laundry room.'
"Now, who used this whole box of detergent?"
Tags:mothers, moms, mum, mums, laundries, washing machine, washing machines, laundry room, laundry rooms, soap bubble, washing detergent, washing detergents, laundry detergents, housework, household, chore, chores, family life, family-life, mother, mom, kid, kids, wash, washer, laundry, laundry detergent, soap, soap bubbles
"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"
"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."
'Mom, what did people use to clean with before there was oxygen?'
'This is either my Mom's ironing room, or my Dad's den...depending on who you're talking to.'
'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'
'...And how are you managing without me at home?'
Hang the PJ's