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Where Yule Logs Come From.
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"All our flow charts are backing up!"
'No more yard clean up with this breed. He's a lavatory reliever.'
'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'
No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.
This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.
Historians would be too embarrassed to tell the tale of Napoleon's loss at the 'Battle of Loo Water'.'
Greasy film crew.
Caterpillar in cocoon or chrysalis says: 'Shoot, I have to use the bathroom.'
Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing
"I can't wait that long."
Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.
Man looking at 'wash your hands' sign in dirty bathroom.
'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'
"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"
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"When I asked you to convert us to being entirely paperless, Tom... I wasn't including toilet paper in the staff washroom!"
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Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.
"Quick, which way to the toilet?"
"Wow! Blue toilet water"
'Care for bottled water?'
'What are you doing with that toilet?! I drink out of there!'