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"All our flow charts are backing up!"
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'
'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '
"Wish I'd never teamed up with 'Incontinence Boy'..."
'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'
'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'
'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'
A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.
At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'
'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'
'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'
'No more yard clean up with this breed. He's a lavatory reliever.'
'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'
No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.
This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.
'In the event the cabin loses pressure, masks will automatically drop from above, providing oxygen--at $5.95/minute.'
Historians would be too embarrassed to tell the tale of Napoleon's loss at the 'Battle of Loo Water'.'
Greasy film crew.
1069 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent the loo roll.