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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'
"Really? If I had a law degree I'd be panhandling by the Courthouse.''
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"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'
'It's a shame that with all your qualifications you weren't able to find a training placement...'
Law school acronym test.
Went back to get my Juris Doctor - put money in the hat or I'll sue.
"Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print."
"Death Row isn't quite what I'd imagined - everybody studying law as if their lives depended upon it."
'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'
"Why can't I pay my tuition on a contingency fee basis?"
'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'
'Are you sure you can even DO this... without a law degree?'
'Harry's a commercial consultant. He's a lawyer without a law degree.'
'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'
'...I'm in doctoring school.'
Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me.
"I found out the mouse just completed his law degree."
"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."
"It's my diploma from law school. I graduated sue-me cum laude."
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"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."
"My law degree didn't help me get into politics, but so far it's kept me out of jail."
"Where did you graduate?"