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'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'
'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'
'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'
A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement
"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"Time after time it's the same thing: you hear a knock—you open the door—and nobody's there!"
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'
"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"
Tags:travel, traveling, travelling, travelers, travellers, traveler, traveller, drive, driving, road trip, france, french, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, writing, writer, writers, author, authors, leisure, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, pulled over, countryside, farm, farms, picturesque, car, cars, police, policeman, policewoman, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic officer, traffic officers, law enforcement
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
Tags:homicide, homicides, homicidal, convertible, convertibles, beverly hills, law enforcement, celebrity, hollywood, homicide division, homicide divisions, police, police department, cop, cops, police car, police cars, california, californian, los angeles, lapd, celebrity culture, lifestyle, california lifestyle, californians
'That's our head of security.'
'Drop the can opener!'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, pet, pets, petting, petted, can opener, can openers, tin opener, tin openers, gun point, gunpoint, freeze, freezes, freezing, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commandingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
Tags:miranda rights, miranda warning, miranda warnings, under arrest, arrest, arrested, arresting, read your rights, read him his rights, right to remain silent, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police, law enforcement, desiderata, max ehrmann, ehrmann, poetry, poet, poets, literature, american literature
"O.K.number two, now put your right foot in and shake it all about."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, police lineup, police lineups, police line-up, police line-ups, identity parade, identity parades, identification parade, identification parades, suspect, suspects, witness, witnesses, victim, victims, solving crime, participation dance, participation dances, song, songs, british folk, british folk dances, dance, dances, dancing, folk song, folk songs, folk dance, folk dances, folk dancing, folk music, music, right foot, shake it all about
"Anything you say may be used in my book."
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, law enforcement, crimes, criminal, criminals, research, stereotypical, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, confess, confession, confessions, question, questions, questioning, subvert, subverted, subversion, survey, surveys, clash, whiplash, mood whiplash, mood swing, clashed, clashing, help, help us, help us improve, improved, improves, improvement, improvements, customer, customers, review, reviews, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, criminal, criminals, crimes, consumer, consumerism
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"
'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Go ahead, waterboard me."
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."
'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, clown, clowns, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, please, pleases, pleasing, pleased, quota, quotas, traffic officer, traffic officers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys