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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.
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"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"
Three Big Pigs
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The Attorney Barn
"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"
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Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman
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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'
'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'
"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."
'Enough of this bickering! let's just do it alphabetically.'
Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk
'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'
2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law
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'Don't sign any binding agreements that we can't un-bind.'
"We like to think of ourselves as a firm for gifted attorneys."
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'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'
"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."
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"Let me put it this way, Haroldson. Here at Bannister, Redman & Pinter, we do not consider life one part Seagrams and two parts fun."
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"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."
'YOU Tarzan... ME Jane's attorney.'