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I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'
'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'
"Today stocks dropped on the theory that the higher stocks rise, the greater the chances they will fall."
"What are the odds of it happening again?"
Car Insurance - I know you haven't had an accident in 15 years...you're about due one.
'According to the law of averages, wouldn't the glass slipper fit a lot of maidens?'
"Baldo, one of the foremost laws of economics is that when money begins pouring in...it starts pouring out."
'Look on the bright side, Mr. Pomeroy. NOBODY'S ever been hit by a meteorite TWICE!'