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"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
"I think going to law school helped my painting."
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Law School teacher.
"We sent Justin to law school, but it didn't take."
'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'
"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
'If a person falls in a department store and there's no one around to see it, do you still have a lawsuit?'
"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."
'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'
"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'
"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."
"Really? If I had a law degree I'd be panhandling by the Courthouse.''
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'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'
'Look, I'm sorry... but you could hardly expect me to remember every little thing I learned in Law School...'
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"We spent our everything putting John through law school. Fortunately, he's a bankruptcy attorney."
"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"
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Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'
Law 'N' Order
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"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
'At law school I majored in law of the jungle.'
"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"
'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'