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"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
Law School teacher.
'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'
"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'
'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'
"Really? If I had a law degree I'd be panhandling by the Courthouse.''
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'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'
'Look, I'm sorry... but you could hardly expect me to remember every little thing I learned in Law School...'
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"We spent our everything putting John through law school. Fortunately, he's a bankruptcy attorney."
"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"
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Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'
"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."
'At law school I majored in law of the jungle.'
"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"
Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'
'According to a recent survey, nine out of ten doctors, if they had it to do over, would go to law school.'
'How did you get to Harvard Law School?'
"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."
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Law school acronym test.
Law School Contracts 101: Writing with words nobody can understand.
"I won that at law school for the quarter-mile ambulance chase."
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
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