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"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
"Really? If I had a law degree I'd be panhandling by the Courthouse.''
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'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'
Law 'N' Order
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'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'
Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'
'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'
'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'
Law school acronym test.
"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
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'I'm suing my way through law school.'
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"
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'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"Professor, I know. Legal judgments made between the months of June and September are summery judgments."
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"Why can't I pay my tuition on a contingency fee basis?"
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
Ethical studies: 'No thanks, I;m doing law.'
'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'
A Law student sees a class entitled Celebrity Law 101
Book outside Women Law Student Assoc. called 'Women who Sue too Much.'
We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!
She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.