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"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
"Mr. Speaker, will the gentleman from Small Firearms yield the floor to the gentleman from the Big Tobacco?"
Bureaucrats cooking up a new policy soup...
"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."
Recycling: Washington Lawmakers
Lady sees sign: 'Federal Department of One Law for the Rich, One Law for the Poor'
Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'
"With great power comes great reward."
'Gosh, I love government, Ed. Just when you begin to lose faith in the system, along comes a fresh crop of idealistic young lawmakers with an invigorating brand of gridlock all their own!'
Congressman to other: 'We've reached the saturation point on cigarette taxes. Let's start taxing 'No Smoking' sigsn.'
Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'
"Hey! Can't you take a joke? We were just kidding about ourselves a pay raise..."
Government Spending...Government Shortage
"I LOVE the openness the new administration has brought to government. Now that I don't have to hide my bottomless greed, corruption and cynicism, I have so much more time each day to get important things done!"