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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
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'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
A man lies in a hammock under leaves.
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"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
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'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'
'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'
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"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
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Lawn mower breaking kit
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Lawn service conspiracy.
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
'Next door's dog is doing its business on our lawn again!'
"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
'I didn't have any idea who I was going to vote for... then I saw a lawn sign...'
'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'