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'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
Tags:autumn, fall, tree, trees, season, seasons, seasonal, lawn, lawns, lawn care, yardwork, housework, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, chore, chores, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, leaf, leaves, climbing, escaping, returning, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, nature
Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Tags:lawn, lawn maintenance, lawn, lawns, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, yard chore, garden chore, garden chores, yard chores, metal detectors, gadget, gadgets, hobby, metal detectorist, metal dectorists, lawn care, yard, yard work, lawn tools, power tools, metal detector, leaf blower, weed wacker, weed whacker
Ref shows footballer green card.
Tags:football, soccer, footballer, footballers, soccer player, soccer players, trip, trips, foul, fouls, tripping, fouling, yellow card, yellow cards, red card, red cards, dive, dives, diving, flop, flops, flopping, rake, rakes, raking, pitch, field, pitches, fields, football pitch, soccer field, football pitches, soccer fields, ref, refs, referee, referees, lawn care, lawn maintenance
"You called for lawn service?"
'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'
"You were very brave."
Tags:man, men, lawncare, lawn care, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, tree, trees, branch, branches, brave, courageous, medical, medicine, procedure, procedures, praise, praising, doctor, doctors, kids, kid, child, children, patient, patients, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
Tags:garden shop, garden shops, garden store, garden stores, gnome, gnomes, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapper, kidnappers, crimes, garden gnomes, hostage taking, ransom, kidnapping, crime, lawn care, landscaping, burlap bags, lawn ornaments, hype, dsuburbs, vandalism, petty theft, gardener, gardeners, garden ornament, garden ornaments
"Fall makes him sad."
Tags:fall, autumn, leaves, rake, rakes, raking, seasonal affective disorder, sad, sadness, depressed, depression, blues, blues musician, blues musicians, play the blues, playing the blues, lawn, lawncare, lawn care, lawn maintenance, yard, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, air guitar, air guitars, air guitarist
"This is God's punishment!"
Tags:bugs, bug, insects, insect, snail, snails, lawn, lawn care, lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn movers, grass, mowing, religion, religions, religious, religious people, belief, beliefs, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, hurricane, hurricanes, tornado, tornados, tornadoes, acts of god, disasters, flood, floods, flooding
'The neighbours are complaining about you aerating the lawn again,'
'How was my evaluation They really cut me down to size.'
"I had a great result with my garden this year. Not a thing survived."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, chore, chores, relax, relaxes, relaxing, lazy, laziness, yardwork, yard work, maintenance, maintenance work, lawn maintenance, lawn care, getting out of chores, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, front yard, front yards, front lawn, front lawns, lawn, lawns
"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."
Tags:lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, landscape, landscapes, forgetful, forgetting, head in the sand, see no evil, forget, forgets, forgot, forgotten, cutting grass, yards, landscaping, plans, ambition, ambitious, lethargic, lethargy, can't be bothered
Suburban families on lawn.
Recognising obsessive behaviour.
Tags:over the top, ott, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive, obsession, obsessions, obsessive, behaviour, behavior, disorder, disorders, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, garden chore, garden work, yard chore, yard chores, garden chores, yard work, husband, husbands, wife, wives
Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.
Tags:derring-doo, derring-do, daring-do, daring to do, durring don, heroic, heroic courage, daring, daring deeds, daring spirit, boldness, swashbuckling, fertilizer, fertilizers, fertiliser, fertilisers, lawn, lawns, fertilizer spreader, yard care, lawn care, manure, cow chips, compost, composts, plant food, horticulture, horticulturalist, garden, gardener, gardeners, gardens, organic gardening, plant, planting, plant care
The world's first riding lawn mower.
Tags:lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, lawn-mower, lawn-mowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, rider, riders, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, garden care, lawn maintenance, lawn care, lawn, lawns, chore, chores, wild west, wild-west, western, westerns, rancher, ranchers
'Know any good lawn care services?'
"How about doing something about those roughs in our yard?"
Tags:home, homes, couples, wife, wives, husband, husbands, recreation, sports, sport, golf, golfing, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golfer, yard, yard work, rough, roughs, links, yardwork, lawn care, lawncare, lawn maintenance, garden chore, garden chores, garden, gardens, nagging, nag, nags, scold, scolds, scolding
Leaf blowers at dawn.
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf, leaves, autumn, fall, autumn weather, fall weather, autumn leaves, fall leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, duel, duels, dueling, duelling, pistols at dawn, gardener, gardeners, garden, lawn, lawn care, lawn caring, lawncare, home maintenance, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, neighborly dispute, neighborly disputes, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly disputes