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'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'
"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, working out, health, class, classes, fitness class, fitness classes, exercise class, exercise classes, mowing, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mowing the lawn, modern life, chore, chores, housework, yardwork
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
'Got'a be done I s'pose.'
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
Tags:blessing, blessed, blessings, annual blessing, blessing of the bikes, the blessing of the bikes, annual, tradition, traditions, traditional, parody, parodies, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawn, lawns, parade, parades, priest, priests, custom, customs, motorbikes, bike, bicycle, bicycles
Bovine Fast Food,
'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'
Suburban Gang Signs
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"
"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."
'That's your idea of weed control?'
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'
"I call this next piece, 'Turn Off The Lawn Mower Before You Clean It.'"
'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'
'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.
Tags:mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, infestation, infestations, mousehole, mouseholes, mice hole, mice holes, mouse hole, mouse holes, carpet, carpets, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mower, mowers, mouse-hole, mouse-holes, mice-hole, mice-holes, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, pest, pests, infestation
Lawn mower - must get longer cable
'I cut the grass once, but it grew again.'
'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'
Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.