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"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
Lawn mower breaking kit
With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.
Tags:leave, leaves, left, leaving, leaver, leavers, college, colleges, syndrome, syndromes, suffer, suffers, suffering, sufferer, sufferers, empty-nest, empty nest, emptiness, miss, misses, missing, missed, son, sons, birthday, birthdays, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, memories, close to home
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
Tags:blessing, blessed, blessings, annual blessing, blessing of the bikes, the blessing of the bikes, annual, tradition, traditions, traditional, parody, parodies, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawn, lawns, parade, parades, priest, priests, custom, customs, motorbikes, bike, bicycle, bicycles
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
Bovine Fast Food,
'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'
Tags:lawnmower, lawnmowers, pull start lawnmower, pull start lawnmowers, starter cord, starter cords, lawnmower starter cords, gardener, gardeners, middle age, middle aged, weekend, weekends, gardens, middle class, middle classes, suburbs, suburbia, frustration, frustrations, first world problems, recoil starter, recoil starters
"I remember you, you borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it."
"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"
"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"
Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"
'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.
Tags:mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, infestation, infestations, mousehole, mouseholes, mice hole, mice holes, mouse hole, mouse holes, carpet, carpets, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mower, mowers, mouse-hole, mouse-holes, mice-hole, mice-holes, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, pest, pests, infestation
"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."
Tags:bee, bees, honeybee, honeybees, entomologists, entomology, melittology, melittologist, melittologists, entomologist, entomologists, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, angry neighbour, angry neighbours, angry neighbors, angry neighbor, mow, mows, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, loud noise, loud noises, agitate, agitates, swarm, swarms, beehive, beehives, hive, hives, swarming
'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'
A cow as a lawnmower.
"You called for lawn service?"