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"Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law."
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'I think you've discovered something here, Sir Isaac!'
Gravity - What good is it?
"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."
'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'
Isaac Newton discovers that money grows on trees.
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
"You don't understand the gravity of the situation."
"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"
Isaac Newton without the Apple Tree.
The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity
Newton discovers anti-gravity
1725: Newton discovers cavity
Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.
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What if God, like us, just began breaking all His laws...
'Get down from there!'
"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"
Grocery Store Gravity
"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."
'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'
'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."
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'Gravity wins - again.'
"The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day."
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'Sorry. Blame gravity. If I could float across the room, you know I would.'