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"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."
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"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
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The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics
The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity
The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'
"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"
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"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."
'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.
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"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."
'Well, this looks like my floor.'
"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."
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"You're right...the square ball and round hole does make it harder."
'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'
Zero Gravity Chairs.
'Except maybe the laws of physics.'
'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'
"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"
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Window in the Sky.
Professor Stephen Hawking