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'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
'Maybe his name is Sue?'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
Tags:grieving, grief, sad, saddened, saddening, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, family, families, death, deaths, died, dies, bereavement, bereavements, loss, losing, legal action, legal, law, laws, announce, announcement, press release, charge, prosecute, trial, bring to trial, honest, honesty, realistic, compensation, damages
Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit
'...They were on the verge of working out the problem themselves.'
"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
Tags:operation, operations, operating, operating room, operating rooms, medical procedure, medical procedures, sign, signs, signing, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, autographing, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawsuit, lawsuits, calling card, calling cards, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, uncaring, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
Tags:subway, subways, subway ad, subway ads, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, representation, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, doctor, doctors, quack, quacks, remedy, remedies, crossover, crossovers, physician, physicians, meeting, meetings, meeting of the minds
"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
'And this nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'
'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, law, legal, lawsuit, lawsuits, countersuit, countersuits, counterclaim, counterclaims, counter suing, suing, litigation, litigious, losing touch, old age, aging, ageing, growing old, getting old, getting older, growing older, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis
"You should take these in the presence of an attorney."
King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
Tags:history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
Tags:tunnel of doom, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park ride, theme park rides, warning, fair warning, warning sign, warnings, warnings signs, disclaimer, disclaimers, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, cover you back, covering your back, oblivious, obviousness, unaware, fairground, fairgrounds, ride, rides, roller coaster, roller coasters
Monsanto and the Roundup Verdict
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."