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Mediation at the OK Corral.
'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'
'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
'Maybe his name is Sue?'
Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'
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High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'
Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'
'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'
'Your hindsight on this case, was far more accurate than his forsight.'
Maze of Legalities: Do not enter without an attorney.
"Don't make me come down there."
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"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
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"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."
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"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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"There's good crazy, Your Honor, and then there's bad crazy."
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"And before you mail your valentines, please make sure your attorney reviews the sexual harassment waiver."
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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."
"You're not in material breach, but you're not in full compliance, either."
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"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."