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'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'
'Does that mean 1 in 5 people actually enjoy it. . .?'
'This stool softner should do the trick.'
'The doctor can't just call it a laxative, he calls it a stimulus package.'
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'Give him this laxative and run like hell.'
'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'
"This laxative drug - at $20 per pill - will keep the economy moving."
"This will be your desk."
'Hey Mr. Penny, the squirrel is digging up your grass!'
'Why is it that laxatives always look like crap going in?'
Exercise vs Laxative.
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
"You clean him up! You're the one who gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
"Hopefully he'll be up by morning - I gave him a laxative!"
'I'm a victim of a cyber attack!'
'It appears you ow taxes up the wazoo. We're going to have to give you a taxative.'
'This laxative is geared for geeks. It says it speeds up downloads.'
Merger of the Year
'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'
Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."
'Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?'
'I think I may need a stool softener. . .'