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'I'm studying the lay of the land..'
Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.
"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."
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"I think we're losing 'em."
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'I made you a layer cake.'
"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."
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"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"
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'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
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"Look what marmalade."
A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.
"Me, I go to the gym to work on my sphincter muscles..."
"What are all your chickens doing out here?"
'Pregnant Wow But how can you be so sure without a test or something, sweetie'
'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'
"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"
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'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'
'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'
'I'm struggling to do my timesheet: Do you remember if I laid an egg on Tuesday?'
'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'
'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'
'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'
Laying on a bed of needles.