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A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.
A bowling pin shaped chicken has lined up her eggs in a bowling pin formation.
"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
'The poor girl is out of eggs.' 'Henopause.'
'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'
Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.
A chicken draws a happy face on an egg.
"We had an agreement, Edward. I lay one egg and then it's back to my law practice."
'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'
'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'
'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio'
'I made you a layer cake.'
The First Frozen Embryos.
Chicken, cow and pig playing American Football...chicken lays an egg and cow carries on playing.
Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.
'I do my own thing.'
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
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"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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Maternity ward on the farm.
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'Things have changed. A hen can lay an egg nowadays without being married and no one thinks a thing about it.'
"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).
'You should learn to relax, Doris!'
"I thought I would stop at an even dozen but I just kept laying them."
'My biological clock finally went off.'