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"And that's where we fired Jeff."
"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
'I've been here 26 years. You can't just push me out that door!'
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're just not car salesman material."
'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'
'Your HMO has approved your surgery, but they want you to see the photos of two people they had to lay off as a result.'
Lost my job at the call center. Please help!
"Life isn't fair, Mueller. You're the firee and I'm the firer!"
The new busy.
'I'm sorry that we have to lay you all off... except me and my father.'
'How long have I worked here? Since the day they threatened to fire me.'
'I'm not only firing you... I'm notifying your alma mater.'
'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'