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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."
'Will you fix me some toast? . . . But you fix it so much better than I do. . . Sure I'm crazy. Crazy about your toast.'
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'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'
'Do you want this fridge on the left or right side of the garage?'
'He used to be a hard worker, but since we got together...well...do I need to spell it out for you?'
Three Men Barely Moving
'Just look at him - why would he need a mobile app?'
Couch Potato dreams about exercising.
Inactive wear store.
"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."
'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'
'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'
"At first glance, I may look like a lazy guy, but on the atomic level, I'm as busy as hell."
'I just don't believe in doing things in a hurry.'
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'
'Don't you find loafing gets tiresome?'
'In that case I'll do nothing!'
'You can't fully appreciate doing nothing unless you have a lot of jobs you should be doing. . .'
Dream job for couch potato: Arctic Circle Fire Dept.
'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'
'I don't mind coming to work it's that long wait to go home that gets me.'