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'Have you met my protege?'
"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, no show job, no show jobs, no-show job, no-show jobs, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, delegate, delegation, delegating, lazy, laziness, management style, management styles, offices, empty office, empty offices, organised, organisation, organized, organization
"Popcorn's done, honey."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, name plaque, name plaques, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, tilt, tilting, lean, leaning, bosses, lazy, laziness, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, collecting money, fiance, financing, raise money, raising money, corrupt, corruption
"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
A day in the life of a cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, a day in the life, day, days, life, lives, easy life, good life, nap, naps, napping, rest, resting, rests, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, lazy, laziness, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat nap, cat naps, pie chart, pie charts
"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, before it was cool, unsocial, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, getting old, getting older, behind the times, aging
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Tags:man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, salcking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, lazy, laziness, management style, management styles, swimming pool, swimming pools, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
Tags:all day, all night, all nighter, all-nighters, pull an all-nighter, pulling an all-nighter, pulling an all nighter, pull an all nighter, work, working, worked, workers, lazy, hardly working, hours, long hours, stay awake, staying awake, laziness, nap, napping, naps, napped, night owl, night-owl, kip, kips, body clock, body clocks
"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."
Tags:analogy, analogies, business analogy, business analogies, football analogy, football analogies, incompetent, incompetence, bad employee, bad employees, take the ball and run with it, expression, expressions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, underling, underlings, lazy, laziness, saying, sayings
"I don't have any corporate sponsors. I have a job."
Tags:corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship, event marketing, cause marketing, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, lazy, laziness, rich parents, wealthy parents, silver spoon, privilege, privileges, privileged, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, honest work
"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
"Mine's still in bed."
"The reason I'm singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I'm signing off now."
Tags:couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, marriages, divorce, divorces, split-up, splitting-up, split up, splitting up, break-up, breaking-up, break up breaking up, leaving, leave, walk out, walking out, national anthem, singing the national anthem, national anthems, leaving home, lazy, laziness, sign off, signing off, end of the show, end of the program, end of the programme, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, spousal dispute, marital fight, giving up, given up
New York Man
"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"
The Executive Manual of Exercise
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, sitting down, get fit, getting fit, lazy, laziness, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise routine, exercise routines, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, old love, old romance, old romances, romantic, romantics, distracted, distraction, distractions, lazy, laziness, unprofessional, professional, board member, board members, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, account, accounts, paying attention, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"It's too hot to eat."
Tags:red riding hood, little red riding hood, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, predator, predators, heat wave, heat waves, hot weather, overheating, summer, hot summer, hot summers, summer time, dehydrated, dehydration, lazy, laziness, hungry, hunger, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories