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'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'
'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'
'At least I don't have his life.'
The mind-body problem
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'Got'a be done I s'pose.'
'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'
"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."
'Well..? Those flowerbeds won't destroy themselves.'
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'I used to lead by example but that was too much work!'
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'
Man being carried by his wife who is also pushing the baby.
Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.
"Don't worry, Mom. My mind will bounce back in September."
'Talk, talk, talk, that's all these people do! - What we need in this country is a bit more action!'
"I think the sun is a great source of energy."
'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'
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First Place Layabout
"No, I'm being unemployed from home today."
Cat: Will do nothing for food.
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
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"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"
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Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.
"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."
"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"