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'Have you met my protege?'
No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
"Popcorn's done, honey."
"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, name plaque, name plaques, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, tilt, tilting, lean, leaning, bosses, lazy, laziness, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, collecting money, fiance, financing, raise money, raising money, corrupt, corruption
"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, no show job, no show jobs, no-show job, no-show jobs, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, delegate, delegation, delegating, lazy, laziness, management style, management styles, offices, empty office, empty offices, organised, organisation, organized, organization
A day in the life of a cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, a day in the life, day, days, life, lives, easy life, good life, nap, naps, napping, rest, resting, rests, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, lazy, laziness, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat nap, cat naps, pie chart, pie charts
Soup of the month.
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
Tags:man, men, fitness, out-of-shape, out of shape, wide, widening, wider, fat, gaining weight, overweight, obese, obesity, obesity crisis, eating habits, diet, diets, unhealthy, health, lack of exercise, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, modern life, covid, covid-19, corona, virus, coronavirus, social isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, bored, boredom, work from home, working from home
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
Tags:lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses
"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, before it was cool, unsocial, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, getting old, getting older, behind the times, aging
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, lazy, laziness, management style, management styles, swimming pool, swimming pools, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
Tags:all day, all night, all nighter, all-nighters, pull an all-nighter, pulling an all-nighter, pulling an all nighter, pull an all nighter, work, working, worked, workers, lazy, hardly working, hours, long hours, stay awake, staying awake, laziness, nap, napping, naps, napped, night owl, night-owl, kip, kips, body clock, body clocks
"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."
"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."
Tags:deadline, deadlines, paperwork, due date, due dates, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, lazy, laziness, chronological order, shirk, shirking, irresponsible, irresponsibility, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, businessperson, business people, modern life, modern attitudes, fail, failed, failing
"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, playing baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball diamond, baseball diamonds, athlete, athletes, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., recreation league, recreation leagues, sports team, sports teams, baseball team, baseball teams, playing sports, watching sports, man, men, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, old age
"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
"I don't have any corporate sponsors. I have a job."
Tags:corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship, event marketing, cause marketing, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, lazy, laziness, rich parents, wealthy parents, silver spoon, privilege, privileges, privileged, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, honest work
"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."
Tags:analogy, analogies, business analogy, business analogies, football analogy, football analogies, incompetent, incompetence, bad employee, bad employees, take the ball and run with it, expression, expressions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, underling, underlings, lazy, laziness, saying, sayings
"Mine's still in bed."
"The reason I'm singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I'm signing off now."
Tags:couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, marriages, divorce, divorces, split-up, splitting-up, split up, splitting up, break-up, breaking-up, break up breaking up, leaving, leave, walk out, walking out, national anthem, singing the national anthem, national anthems, leaving home, lazy, laziness, sign off, signing off, end of the show, end of the program, end of the programme, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, spousal dispute, marital fight, giving up, given up