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A day in the life of a cat
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"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
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"It has come to my attention that some of you are sleeping on the job."
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"Is that your answer to everything? Sleep on it?"
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The cats of war
"...I'll just take the day off."
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"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."
Who am I kidding?
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, lazy cat, lazy cats, naughty cat, naughty cats, scratching, scratch, scratched, scratch up, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, kidding yourself, kidding oneself, kid yourself, unachievable goals, impossible goals, impossible resolutions, new year
'Naptime is over. Let's break for lunch.'
'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'
'If I could get outside I'd climb that, and that. Ooo! And definitely that!'
"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
Tags:cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting
'What are you thinking about?'
"I'm too lazy to weave through my owner's legs, so I've set up a trip-wire."
"You're going to have to do something this week...do you hear me...something...some movement at least...something that could be identified in some way as work."
"If you get the urge to clean up the house while I'm at work...don't fight it."
A cat checks his to-do list.
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Cat and mouse
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'Work today was brutal. I slept only six hours.'
'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'
'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'
'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'
"Do I go to sleep on the bed or on the couch? Decisions... decisions."