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"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
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"It has come to my attention that some of you are sleeping on the job."
Tags:sleeping on the job, lazy, laziness, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat nap, cat naps, cat napping, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, rebuke, rebukes, rebuked, rebuking, official rebuke, official rebukes, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior
The cats of war
"...I'll just take the day off."
Tags:blizzard, blizzards, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, bad weather, nasty weather, skiving off, skiver, skivers, cat lover, cat lovers, storm, storms, stormy weather, bad weather, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior
'Naptime is over. Let's break for lunch.'
'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'
'If I could get outside I'd climb that, and that. Ooo! And definitely that!'
"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
Tags:cat, cats, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, moving, moving out, moving off, flying the nest, leaving the nest, empty nest, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mohers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, sun, sunlight, adulthood, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, lazy, lazy cat, lazy cats, purpose, finding purpose, new life, new world, kid, kids, child, growing up, adulting
'What are you thinking about?'
"I'm too lazy to weave through my owner's legs, so I've set up a trip-wire."
"You're going to have to do something this week...do you hear me...something...some movement at least...something that could be identified in some way as work."
"If you get the urge to clean up the house while I'm at work...don't fight it."
A cat checks his to-do list.
Tags:cat, cats, to-do, to do, list, lists, snooze, catnap, nap, siesta, doze, kip, 40 winks, sleep, sleepy, shut-eye, zizz, lazy, laziness, motivation, organise, organize, organisation, organization, organized, organised, things to do, busy, ambition, ambitions, feline, tick off, tick the box, tick the boxes, bucket list, same old, alternatives, planner, planners, planning ahead, catnaps, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat behaviour, cat behavior
Cat and mouse
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, mouse, mice, rat, rats, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, mouser, mousers, micer, micers, ratter, ratters, pest, pests, truce, truces, natural enemy, natural enemies, natural order, catnap, catnaps, catnapping, cat nap, cat naps, lazy cat, lazy cats
'Work today was brutal. I slept only six hours.'
'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'
'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'
'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'
"In my day we walked to the litter box."
"What am I doing? Just hanging' out between eating and napping. And you...?"