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'People, get a half-life!'
''How To Do Well In School Without Studying' is over there in the fiction section.'
"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"
'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'
"You're right asking you to get back to work would imply that you were working and stopped."
"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."
"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."
"What's with your hair?"
"What'd you learn in school today, Baldo?"
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
"I figured out how to raise my grades."
"So you don't think I've finished my homework?"
"Okay, this is the final week of Hispanic heritage month...let's explore the ramifications of 15th century Spanish colonialism."
'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'
'Damn! The uni has introduced new anti-student chairs."