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Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, autumn, fall, musician, musician, performer, performers, performances, recital, recitals, seasonal piece, seasonal pieces, first work problems, pretentious, pretentiousness, seasonal music, middle age, middle ages, middle class, middle classes, autumn leaves, fall leaves
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
The Christmas Cleanup
Tags:dad joke, dad jokes, leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf blowing, christmas, holiday, holidays, clean, cleaning, cleanup, present, presents, gift, gifts, wrapping paper, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
Tags:suburban, suburban life, suburbia, season, seasons, autumn, fall, autumn leaves, fall leaves, window dressing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, contractors, contractors, decorating, decoration, hipster, hipsters, leaf blowing, leaf blower, gardening, gardener, gardeners, deciduous tree, deciduous plant, uniform, uniformity, monotony, monotonous, nonconformist, image, self image, false image, self presentation, appearances, keeping up appearances
'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'
Clowns tending lawn.
Tags:jester, jesters, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, garden chore, garden chores, garden work, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, entertainer, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, hose pipe, hose pipes, prank, pranks, practical joke, practical jokes, leafblower, leafblowers, leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf-blower, leaf-blowers
Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.
Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.
Tags:leaf blower, leafblowers, leaf blowers, leaf-blower, leaf-blowers, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, leaves, leaf, autumn, fall, september, october, november, yard work, yardwork, chores, rake, raking, extra crispy, noise, loud, noise pollution, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, noisy neighbour, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbors
Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!
Tags:macho, macho attitude, macho attitudes, leaf blower, leaf blowers, blower, blowers, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, lawn maintenance, rake, rakes, raking, loud noise, loud noises, obnoxious noise, obnoxious noises, obnoxious sound, obnoxious sounds, new year, new years, new year's, resolution, resolutions, gardening tool, gardening tools, gardener, gardeners
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Tags:lawn, lawn maintenance, lawn, lawns, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, yard chore, garden chore, garden chores, yard chores, metal detectors, gadget, gadgets, hobby, metal detectorist, metal dectorists, lawn care, yard, yard work, lawn tools, power tools, metal detector, leaf blower, weed wacker, weed whacker
'Stop! Stop! It's only July.'
This had the potential to get really nasty...
Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.
Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.
Man clears up wrapping paper with a leaf blower.
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, suburbs, suburban life, suburbia, middle class, middle classes, middle age, middle aged, christmas, christmas time, christmas day, christmas morning, wrapping paper, gift wrapping, mess, christmas present, christmas presents, lazy, laziness, modern life, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gardener, gardeners
The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .
The neighborhood kids loved to see Dave do his leaf blower trick.
An umpire dusts home plate with a leaf blower.
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, blower, blowers, umpire, umpires, home, home plate, dust, dusts, dusting, dust off, dusts off, dusting off, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, batter, batters, batting, baseball bat, baseball bats, lazy, laziness, efficient, efficiency, kick dust, kicks dust, kicking dust, kick up dust, kicks up dust, kicking up dust, blow, blows, blowing
Suddenly, cannibalism became the best option.
"We could start a band."
"I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves."
"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf blowing, leaf, leaves, fall, autumn, gardener, gardeners, gardening, nuisance, nuisances, noise pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollutant, pollutants, salesman, salesperson, hardware store, hardware stores, yardwork, yard, yards, yard work, outdoors, outdoors store, outdoors stores, garden centre, garden centres, sales pitch, sales pitches, customer service, customer service representative, customer service rep, customer service reps
Wind turbine and leaf blower.