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Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."
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"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
A man uses a leaf blower to clear away Gore and Bush election leaflets.
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The Christmas Cleanup
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"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
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'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'
Clowns tending lawn.
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Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.
Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!
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Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.
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This had the potential to get really nasty...
'Stop! Stop! It's only July.'
Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.
Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.
Man clears up wrapping paper with a leaf blower.
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The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .
An umpire dusts home plate with a leaf blower.
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The neighborhood kids loved to see Dave do his leaf blower trick.
Suddenly, cannibalism became the best option.
"We could start a band."
"I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves."
"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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