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"Your faucet is running."
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"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."
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How the Litte Dutch Boy got his Start...'
What do I do now?
"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."
'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'
"Yes, mommy is happy you took a bath without me asking. I will be even happier if you turn the water off."
'What makes you think the basement leaks?'
Air guitar springs leak.
"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"
'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'
"Any more coffee while we're brainstorming in this think tank and I'll spring a leak."
'So that's why we've lost our revenue stream.'
"And this is Ernie who makes those wonderful teapots used in cafes all over Britain...."
Tags:teapot, teapots, potter, potters, pottery, teapot maker, teapot makers, teapot factory, teapot factories, leak, leaking, leaky, leaky teapot, leaky teapots, stain, stains, tea stain, tea stains, cafe, cafes, café, cafés, news reporter, news reporters, news story, news stories, headline, headlines, breaking news
'Your tea is getting cold.'
'The good news, is that the water in your cellar isn't due to a leaking pipe.'
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Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.
'Alfred, Darling - I think your bath is ready!'
'Well, that's fixed that.'
'For goodness sake, don't put your knife in your mouth. But my fork leaks.'