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'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"
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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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'What do you think it tastes like?'
"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."
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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
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Babies first steps.
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"All I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. That's why I'm flunking out."
'I just got back from Hawaii. I learned 'aloha' means both 'hello' and 'good-bye'. Now, I don't know whether I'm coming or going.'
"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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'I've tried to set an example for you, but you just don't have the right attitude, Carson.'
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."
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"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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'Perhaps I possess the kind of wisdom that only comes with age.'
'See! It's all in the wrist.'
'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'
'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'
'Look, I'm sorry... but you could hardly expect me to remember every little thing I learned in Law School...'
'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'
"It's a little something we learnt from Trump's press secretary!"
'I've found that once you've learned to fake honesty, you've got it made.'